The longest detour to JFK

Finally things have started moving and I got the contact of the company that is supposed to ship my belongings to Brazil (after 2 months of begging and requesting in every possible way). So I decided to go down to storage home base – 2 hours away- to mark my belongings with an obnoxious pink leopard tape. Due to the wonders of bus wi-fi, this post is being written en-route. 2 hours to get there, 3 hours there sorting through my stuff, 2 hours back, plus 1 hour way to the airport puts my commute to JFK at 11 hours. What an efficient way to spend my time. ┬áKids, don’t try this at home.