You know one of those silly break-the-ice games where you need to choose an animal to represent yourself? I think I found mine. It’s the three-toed sloth!
Quoting from my current reading, Life of Pi by Yann Martel:
“It is a highly intriguing creature. Its only real habit is indolence. It sleeps or rests on average twenty hours a day….. on the ground, it crawls to its next tree at the rate of 250 meters an hour, when motivated…. Unmotivated, it covers five meters in an hour. ”